If you're giving a stock tip, you must accompany it with a meme of Pepe the Frog. Bonus points if the meme is so absurd that it makes absolutely no sense.
The only acceptable investment strategy is YOLO (You Only Live Once). Any post suggesting diversification or responsible investing will be met with a barrage of 'Pepe disapproves' gifs.
Selling is for the weak. If you even mention taking profits or cutting losses, you must post a video of yourself apologizing while wearing a Pepe costume and doing the 'Chicken Dance.'
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